Universal Number Registry

You can name a number -- that's right, an actual multi-digit number, just like mathematicians, scientists, and Wall Street CEOs use every day! What better gift could there be for someone who has almost everything?

For as little as $5, you can name a number after anyone you want -- a friend, a relative, a pet, a childhood toy, even yourself!

Universal Number Registry, in business since last year, has claimed the exclusive right to rename numbers. After your order has been accepted and processed, the name you indicate will entered in our official tome, Your Place on the Number Line. From that moment on, anyone who has the good sense to obey the official naming conventions will use your name instead of the old, tired one.

For example, imagine watching your favorite science fiction television show and hearing the starship's chief engineer shout, "Captain -- the heat from the supernova is too much for the shields! Twelve thousand degrees! Thirteen thousand! If it reaches Martin Allan Smythe, Jr. degrees, we’ll be destroyed!"

Your Universal Number Registry purchase includes a wonderful e-mail confirming that a number has been named for you. This e-mail will include instructions on where to find your number, and useful information about your number, such as whether it is even or odd. A Universal Number Registry gift package is also available, which includes not only the e-mail, but also an actual book about math with your number hand written inside the front cover!

Order a number now!

Note: If your number appears in Your Place on the Number Line with its new name but you never received your delightful confirmation e-mail, it's either because the e-mail address you included with your order didn't work or our e-mail was bounced as Spam (which is unjust, to say the least). Drop us a note at ten@nameanumber.com and we'll get you straightened out.

Place an order!
Individual: $5
Double: $8
Custom: $20
Gift Package: $35
One-Time Special: $1,000